A man returned home from work. What you beheld still can’t believe it…

When one afternoon a man came home after work, he saw a terrifying sight…
The three children were in the yard, they were still wearing pajamas and playing dipped in the mud. Throughout the yard there were scattered wrappers of chips and chocolates.
The door of the car his wife was open, as open was the front door of the house. As for the dog, and cried out, I saw him appear from nowhere.
Entering the house, he found an even bigger mess. The lamp in the hall was broken and the carpet was full of small pieces of glass.
In the living room the tv was on blaring a cartoon channel. Everywhere there were discarded toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen the dishes and the glasses rattled from the sink, the table was filled with milk from the breakfast food, the refrigerator door was wide open, dog kibble was on the floor and a broken glass was under the table.
Without a second thought he ran towards the stairs that lead upstairs to search for his wife. In his mind popped the idea that something serious had happened to her. That something was the matter with him.
Just came out of the bathroom saw water on the floor. He opened the door, passed inside and found you lying on the floor, wet towels, soap and a lot of children’s toys. Next to the bathtub there were at least three rolls of toilet paper unfolded while a tube of toothpaste he had emptied it over the mirror and walls.
It came out even more frightened of the bathroom and ran to the bedroom. She expected to see the worst of it, opening the door. But surely he didn’t expect what he saw.
His wife was curled up in bed in her pajamas reading a novel. Pick up the look in her eyes, she smiled like nothing had happened and asked him how he spent his day.
He puzzled looked at her in amazement: “what the hell happened here today?”
She smiled again: “Remember that every day when you come home after work, you’re asking me what the hell I did today?”
“Yes,” he replied reluctantly.
With an even wider smile, she continued: “Well, today I didn’t do it.”