This year we will celebrate Christmas!

Aristotle Vassilakis
Passed a referendum, we… the necessary elections, we voted and the pact of cohabitation, they arrived and Christmas, which I’m not going to celebrate this year in Greece… The birth of Christ probably will be cancelled… Joseph has to pay the VAT of the Τσακαλώτου, the manger should be arranged as arbitrary, the Virgin mary doesn’t take birth, the angels can’t fly due to a strike of air traffic controllers and the 3 witches are scared that we will spend them for jihadis confused with illegal immigrants…
But don’t think that this year will change the year to the hapless Ψωροκώσταινα… Santa Claus is not going to pass through our country, because of the high cost of increase of fuel, The felts will not set up due to the increase in taxation on gambling, βασιλόπιττα will not cut after the coin is in a hard currency (euro) and are expensive, while the Lights won’t light up due to the increase in electricity tariffs… THE only holiday we will celebrate this year is that of St. John, since a house without John progress I make, while it coincides with the name day of our beloved Eurozone, with a ni…
Don’t worry though, my friends… Not a big deal, it’s not going to celebrate Christmas this year… So many years we were celebrating, we saw, we did work and progress for you? The big feasts are continuing at a steady pace… The thick-skinned mr. Theodore, he said, the great truth… WITH THE ATE… That the Simitis, Akis, Τσουκάτος, the Μαντέλης and the rest of the visionaries of the neo-liberal socialism, Only that others had χλαπάτσες and others ate the veil… that’s not going to stand for anything, my friends, is to see a leader in the “centre-right building” Koulis, Dora and honorary… the one who is trying to convince us that the sell-off, the fire and the poverty is for our own good and not for the good of the… And how to convince us if he has not been able to convince, even his own sister, Theodora… you’ll tell me another Bakoyannis and other Mitsotakis… This family has the apostasy in the blood of the… to see the Theodora joins the ΚΙΔΗΣΟ of the FAF…
Am and these Ρηγιλλάριοι made Συγγρουλλάριοι… POLAN went to make the former New Republic, but could not do it and must now bear the cross of the congregation to govern the company with the ” … If you don’t establish, of course, what’s his face from Messinia new POLAN and take Adonis… So for the ice-cream…
The name is said again, that became a government the components ζαλίστηκαν from the multiple slaps of the Association and began to αλληλοΡΑΠίζονται… national elections have become an internal settling of accounts of SYRIZA… they don’t know how many components To learn as much as you guys, to schedule, and we how many national elections do still, to be left alone Tsipras, in company with mr. Alekos, the Priest and Gregory the Βαλλιανάτο… Fortunately that there and the Greek COMMUNIST party, otherwise, the 1917 and 1918 promises to black and άραχλα…
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