ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟΟΟΟΟ: 40 years of marriage!

After 40 years of marriage the couple decided to speak frankly with each other…
– Tell me The how many times you cheated on me as now?
– Three times Tassia.
– When and with what?
– The first was with the sister of the maid of honor of our Νίτσας, the Efi then you did surgery on your stomach and you stayed 15 days in the hospital.
– The second?
– It was with her daughter, threw the 19-year-old Καιτούλα, when you were away at your sister’s in Germany for 1 week.
– And the third?
– When your mother was sick and went to the village for a month, I met a telephone operator and …….now it’s your turn woman to tell me.
– And I my husband three times I cheated on you.
– The first was when you were in University and had a professor that in the united states and cut in the same class continuously for two years.
– Well?
– How do you think you passed the class?
– The second? – When you were a soldier and you had a captain who was hell in prison and in the αγγαρείαΙ – Yes….
– How do you think you were fired normally?
– And the third?
– When you run for president in the village and were 600 votes?
– ……….
– How do you think you became president?